[美式幽默]
What NOT to do on your speaking test or interview!
Examiner: Where do you live?
Test taker: With my parents.
Examiner: Where do your parents live?
Test taker: With me.
Examiner: Where do you all live?
Test taker: Together.
Examiner: Where is your house?
Test taker: Next to my neighbors house.
Examiner: Where is your neighbors house?
Test taker: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Examiner: Tell me.
Test taker: Next to my house.
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Questions an IELTS examiner may ask:
http://www.goodluckielts.com/IELTS-speaking-topics.html